Good Morning, Oppo

"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn) 10/13/2020 at 10:02 • Filed to: good morning oppo

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All hail the future mustard Comrade Kim Jong-il!

This is what happ ens when you let the Google robot translate from Korean . It’s a still from a video showing the latest massive military parade.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > ttyymmnn 10/13/2020 at 10:15

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https://www.theguardian.com/world/video/2012/jul/06/north-korea-kim-jong-un-song-video

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > ttyymmnn 10/13/2020 at 10:23

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Who is the current Mustard Comrade? I wonder if you can be a Great Water Dragon and a Mustard Comrade?

Oh, and good morning.

ttyymmnn > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 10/13/2020 at 10:26

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I reckon he can be whatever he wants. God knows he eats whatever he wants. 

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > ttyymmnn 10/13/2020 at 10:31

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Little did you know, Who is the current Mustard Comrade and Future Great Water Dragon.

Sadly I cannot eat whatever I want though. Curse you, gluten!

Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever > ttyymmnn 10/13/2020 at 10:34

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So it was Colonel Mustard in the conservatory with the intercontinental ballistic missile!

Chariotoflove > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 10/13/2020 at 10:38

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Some people are a gluten for punishment.

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Chariotoflove 10/13/2020 at 10:41

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*uncontrollable snickering*

That’s it, off to forced labor in the People’s M ustard M ine now.

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever 10/13/2020 at 10:42

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I heard Colonel Mustard  is friends with Sergeant Pepper too. And he has a Lonely Hearts Club Band.

ttyymmnn > Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever 10/13/2020 at 10:43

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Not a ballistic missile, an anti-aircraft gun .

Speed > ttyymmnn 10/13/2020 at 10:47

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Every time I see footage from Korea it looks just like my 6th birthday party my aunt Rhonda filmed on her giant camcorder back in 1993.

ttyymmnn > Speed 10/13/2020 at 10:49

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Wow, you had a lot of people at your 6th birthday party. 

jminer > ttyymmnn 10/13/2020 at 10:51

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I remember hearing about it at the time. That is a particularly shocking method of execution.

He’s dead no matter what, but that’s a hell of a spectacle.

ttyymmnn > jminer 10/13/2020 at 10:55

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It does make a bit of a statement. But then you go back to the old days when they used to tie people up in front of a canon. It’s really astonishing to me how many horrifying ways people have come up with to kill other people. Humans suck.

SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > ttyymmnn 10/13/2020 at 11:08

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Let’s have a parade, then.

Toast to Staying Alive in NK, Col. Mustard

jminer > ttyymmnn 10/13/2020 at 11:21

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Yes, humans very much suck

ranwhenparked > ttyymmnn 10/13/2020 at 12:04

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I’ma let you finish, but everyone knows Thunder from Jong-il Peak by Wangjaesan Light Music Band is the best song of praise out there

outrageousking > Speed 10/13/2020 at 12:17

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Makes sense given that NK is 30 years behind the rest of the world technology wise

ttyymmnn > ranwhenparked 10/13/2020 at 12:45

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That’s a real toe-tapper.

ttyymmnn > outrageousking 10/13/2020 at 12:51

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Their air force is laughably out of date. The most modern thing they have is the MiG 29, and it looks like they only have about 40 of those. Of course, when China would still back you up in any conflict, it doesn’t really matter. 

outrageousking > ttyymmnn 10/13/2020 at 15:08

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Yeah it helps to have a world power as a neighbour. Canada is proof of that ...

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > ttyymmnn 10/13/2020 at 21:59

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Def not social distancing